#also theyre kind of a dick
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watching the newest chezzkids analysis vid and im wondering if I might have misinterpreted some stuff,,,
#see the pretty clear implications of physical abuse in between the petals and the thorns and it being shown that#sarah is kind of an asshole boss and possibly breaking labor laws#led me to be a bit more sympathetic to harrison and doubt some of the more aggressive theories about sarahs death#but this person is sorta flipping some of the dialogue i had thought gone different ways#like the stop crying conversation i had sorta read as sarahs dialogue#bc it kinda fits with the rest of her depiction#shes made harrison bleed and belittles him shes an ass to her employees yea id buy that shed speak like that#but this person assumes harrison was saying that#and it kinda makes me think#theres not much directly from sarah#harrison was clearly dumped hard so he might be an unreliable#narrator#the way this youtuber is framing it all is just different from how i saw it at first#also theyre kind of a dick#like. if youre gonna mock the series at every turn why are you covering it#i mean im also rly frustrated with the shitty audio and visual quality and i totally get making fun of the peaking and pixels but theyre#also mocking just. everything?? like laughing at the phone calls and poems and glitches and like. i get it ig but also come on
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actually my favourite headcanon of mine about the Outlaws dynamic doesn’t include that weird retcon they did where roy and jason knew each other when they were kids (they’re like nine-ish years apart to me)
It’s that since Kory and Roy both knew Jason when he was robin and knew him and cared for him as dick’s younger brother. So when Jason reached out to them to help him and make a team (I actually cannot currently remember how the outlaws came to be even though I’ve read the comments) it was really just roy and kory agreeing only to keep looking after them
#dick doesnt know that theyre already working with jason and tries to pay them to look after him#they both just take the money and split it with jason#jason todd#dc#red hood#the outlaws#roy harper#arsenal#starfire#kory anders#koriand'r#the fact roy kind of but not really knew jason as robin when he was straight up an adult and also a father#is another reason why i’m not the BIGGEST fan of jayroy#i only like it if it’s kind of agreed upon that yeah roy knew OF jason when he was robin#but didnt really interact with him
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I think it's only fair to draw my son in MoeMerch at least once.
#my characters#i love this raccoon man hes such a trash can man and doing his best to be insufferable to others to avoid getting hurt#and he thinks hes doing pretty great at it but then he leaves the room and his coworkers are like#what kind of guy memorizes an entire workplaces coffee preferences and makes people coffee on bad days as a treaty#and thinks that theyre doing a good job at being a jerk#like i hate him but also hes a nice guy and i hate that more#how to infuriate your coworkers 101 by right: be a dick with positive ulterior motives#to quote miss scarlet from clue (1985) in regards to deflecting with bad humor ITS MY DEFENSE MECHANISM
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just thinking out loud here but i feel like a lot of popular perception of kon esp in online fandom spaces is colored by his joie de vivre and all the times he's silly and goofy. which i do of course adore!! i love when he's silly and goofy. but comparing that perception to, that of like, clark or kara, i feel like kon gets shunted into the box of "dumb comic relief character" a lot more easily. lots of factors probably contribute to that (sb94 having a bad rep, while no other kon comic really goes into a lot of his tragedy; conflation with the side of the fandom that doesn't read comics; the fact that comparatively postcrisis kara doesn't have a team the way kon has yj and clark is seen as a more capable adult, so other characters in the jl get the "dumb comic relief" short end of the stick more often; etc) ...
... but what really gets me about him is that he does embody a lot of the same traits as the rest of the kryptonian superfam. he's so extremely kind. he's got that same noble heart as the rest of them; he cares about everyone and he wants to protect everyone. and he's so, so lonely. he struggles between cultures and worlds where he feels like he doesn't belong to either. he is so strong and capable and holds so much power that it scares him.
cradles him gently in my hands. he contains multitudes... come closer don't you want to love him 🥺
#rimi talks#i'm mostly drawing parallels here between kon clark and kara:#the almost divine loneliness. the struggle to fit in. the kindness and deep deep love and desire to help others.#ofc that isn't getting into Every member of the superfam like linda or kenan or anyone else bc that would be a MUCH bigger post#but i'm mostly picking these 3 bc. well i'm a postcrisis girlie first of all. and also theyre the 3 i think fandom acknowledges most?#at least in my perception of it! (now whether fandom acknowledges them in accurate ways. well no bc nobody knows kara past the basics. but.#(that's a whole other post. this one's about how kon DOES in fact also share the loneliness and noble heart and everything with them. augh)#kon#i was really tempted to go pull panels from rots/sb94/etc to illustrate each point (loneliness nobility kindness etc) but#im SUPPOSED to be writing fic right now. theres a dick on that page that aint gonna suck itself#so back to the writing mines with me. but i was just thinking about kon. (i know. shocking)#also i had to go hunting for the 🥺 emoji bc my recents are entirely filled with fish lately. fjhdskjfh#anywhoozies. mines. farewell
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#just make your own things away from#-endos if you hate us so much#endos/proendos: if antis want their own stuff and spaces away from us then they should make those things#anti endos: *creating atlasduo and the syspunk tag*#endos/proendos: i cant believe theyre actually doing that! wow! lets raid the tag and insult them for doing what we wanted them to!#i know this is a stretch but i cant help but feel reminded of how people would tell me to do things and then get mad at me for following-#-their exact instructions and taking them seriously. because apparently i wasnt supposed to actually do that. except now im not the victim-#-of that. and now the people who are on my side are doing that. i hate it. i hate it so much. dont say ONLY TO INVADE AND MOCK THE THINGS#also: congrats!! you are proving all of them right when they say we dont respect boundaries and crosstag!! you're making it worse!!#i can kind of understand the tag aspect simply because theyre calling themselves “punk” when theyre so fond of the psychiatric field.#but its still a dick move. and its even worse to say that if antis want versions of sp and pk that arent proendo they should make their own#-bot and app only to mock them for doing exactly that. it just reminds me too much of past experiences. i hate people that do that.#i dont care if they hate me at this point im with the anti endos on this one. and frankly im very disappointed that im actually saying this#lol.exe#blackout poetry#pro endo#endo safe#endo friendly#anti rq#radqueers fuck off#this is a new level of syscourse im yelling at my own community now
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why am i getting 2 people in the same week texting me their dick thinking im some girl named anna
#is this the latest scam#i ignored the first one initially bc i figured it was a bot#but he followed up later and i was like uhh idk what to tell u wrong number man#and we talked for a few minutes so idk he semeed real#BUT I GOT A GRAPHIC DICK PIC THIS MORNING#from a different number#ALSO calling me anna. anna whoever u are leave my number out of this#the first guy texted me a day or two later like hey if you care i got her number today lol#it was a weird experience but he was like. nice and apologetic when i was like dude im not anna lol#idk about this second guy >.> if theyre even REAL#whats going on. leave me alone. stop showing me ur dick.#at least the first guy was like. i mean he was wearing clothes of some kind. but very clearly grabbing his dick >.>#this other one was like dick on the table fully out with measuring tape . bitch what the hell. anna what r u doing to these men.
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I know several people who like LOVE seasons 5-7 (11th doctors run) and think the storylines and moffats writing are brilliant and I don't get it!!! what am I missing??? why does literally every single episode have the exact same stakes: Rory/Amy/the doctor is dead. forever. so dead. but wait!!! what if they aren't!!! why do so many of the explanations for why they're not actually dead feel so rushed like they were added at the last minute!! why does every single queer character act kind of weird and awkward about being queer!! why does the doctor casually say that women are inferior when no one's around!!! what the fuck!! hello!!!
#why is rory continuously proving himself as the Only Man To Ever Exist only for the characters/narrative to continuously imply hes lesser#amy tries to kiss the doctor?? at her wedding??????#when amy is stuck for 36 years why is she like i forgot how much rory loved me?? GIRL HE WAITED 1000 YEARS FOR YOU???? WHAT????#he is CONSTANTLY the butt of the joke despite being unequivocally without a doubt the best character from this era#what the fuck was up with river being their kid#THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY???? WHAT?? THAT SHIT WAS WEIRD RIGHT???#does anyone else find it annoying that moffat changed the opening theme and the tardis and the sonic and the doctor ALLLL at once#and then retconned the entire storyline the early seasons are based off of??#WHY IS THE DOCTOR SO GODDAMN ANNOYING?? LIKE SO MUCH MORE ANNOYING THAN THE OTHERS#and fucking sexist!!! so sexist!!!#anyone remember the characters who were like 'were the short fat and tall skinny gay men why do we need names' LIKE HUH???????#gay people still have names steven 😭#i feel like im going insane bc i have no one else to talk to abt it until my partner catches up#but you guys still think these seasons kinda suck right? like coming off of martha and DONNA and her AMAZING storyline#these just kinda pale in comparison right??????#the last centurion is probably the last really good plot of that era imo. none of the other plots come close to having an ending that cool#like rivers story couldve been amazing and then it was just uh. kinda weird. a bit confusing IDK#i dont want to be a dick when talking to people and like shit on smth they love but i genuinely have a hard time#finding kind things to say abt a lot of this era#also and this might just be me but i do not like amy and clara v much 😭 theyre so fuckin mean and not even funny#why were martha donna and rose sooooo well written and they all have rich backstories. we know their fuckin families!!#literally its never even fully explained what the fuck happened to amys parents 😩😩 they just move on. the only friend of theirs#ever shown is fucking river??? as a kid??#am i the only one who found all thay confusing
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thinking about how the makai taught the solari's how to wield magic, and in return to the solari's used that gift to betray them; and turned the heart of the continent into a prison
#day 2897922 of cursing the solari's for everything they did#i was ALSO thinking of the earlier history and i had this idea that maybe originally omos was ruled by like. a council or smth#like it wasn't always a monarchy or whatever and it was just one particular person named solir who kind of Became the ruler of everything#i feel like dragons are involved somehow#OH OH OH OH#what if solir was close with the dragons and asked one of his friends to frighten the council so that solir could come and 'rescue' them#and they'd realise solir's worth or something except that the way they decided to 'rescue' the council was by killing the dragon#hmmm#can you tell im not a fan of the solaris? like ik theyre not all bad but i stg every notable figure is a bit of a dick#i also know ive already talked about the origins of the solari family so idk for sure if i'll go in this direction but its fun to think abo#ANYWAY HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THE MAHINA WOODS TODAY?? THE TREES HAVE EYES AND THE DEER TELL LIES!!
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Also re my "being trans isn't a death sentence" post, I'd rather answer the same 10 awkwardly asked questions about "what's it like? Like, being trans?" than the alternative where I groan and roll my eyes and just stay in a circle jerk of negativity posting about how it's so hard being trans and the only day I'll know peace is when I'm dead
#elias howls#im also like. im pretty open i feel on being asked questions about transition. do i think at some point cis people should do research? yeah#sure but like#I've never been one to like not be open. I've talked about hormones with cis people. I've talked about dysphoria. I'd again always genuinely#rather assume theyre asking out of genuine curiosity and tryinf to understand than assume everyone hates me.#idk. id rather someone ask me the same like 4 questions then end up like finding some transphobic source or something else you know? amd id#rather be kind to people asking questions than a dick bc that can make or break something you know?
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realizing its almost been 6 months since top surgery:)
#frank.txt#despite all the complications i had w healing im rlly happy w how my chest looks:)#ALTHOUGH. ONE BIG COMPLAINT#i used to use my bras as an extra pocket for my phone or lighter or whatever. but now i dont wear bras and therefore have no extra pocket#:( u win some u lose some :(#anyway all shirts look awesome on me now AND i can wear t shirts w funny text or image ans ppl wont feel awkward reading it:)#also the scars r fading rlly well! they almost blend in w my skin completely! (keyword almost. theyr still visible atp)#the way the scars r shaped is interesting bc theyre like a U shape. but bc of that when i inevitably build my pectoral muscles#the scars should blend into the shadow caused by thr muscle. i also dont have a Completrly flat chest bc im fat:0#tbh my surgeon did rlly well . i have a lot of problems with him bc hes kind of a dick but from like. idk an artistic standpoint hes good#but the doctor standpoint hes Uhm. well i lost a nipple and had severe infection due to denied antibiotics and lack of aftercare#BUT. the lost nipple isnt visible and it looks normal now somehow AND. i didn't die from the infection so. I mean#i just had to spend christmas with a fever of 103 LMAO#HONESTLY THO i would do it again EVEN if i knew i would go thru hell bc this surgery fuckn saved my life holy shit#i didnt realize just how much i dissociated from my own body bc of dysphoria. now i feel more in touch with it and happy!:)#also now i can Eventually get that chest tattoo i wanted for like 7 years lmao#erm yippee:)
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kyori posts but they get more deranged as u scroll
#king of fighters#kyo kusanagi#iori yagami#kyori#i like kind of want to apologize#but im not going to#btw kyo doesn't have a dick so don't ask me how he's doing that#also theyre holding hands in that one but i am so so lazy and haven't drawn in a longggg time#my art
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also 90% of those jokes are baghera saying she has a small penis because it's funny, to be clear, so i really cannot fathom leaping from that to thinking it's just canon that she's trans. like you guys know a woman can say "suck my dick" and it doesn't actually mean she has a penis
#bell.txt#like again i think trans hcs are great i have many myself#i do not think fans deciding a character is trans because of a couple comments is how canonicity works#kind of insane imo also to think baghera would not explicitly confirm thst herself that is a HUGE character choice#that would need to be done with care#also just clear to me y'all do not actually watch baghera as if she doesn't also talk about pussy#shes just surrounded by dudes who make constant dick jokes and she thinks theyre funny too
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Mother has told me she thinks that my behaviour has been getting worse lately and that apparently she doesn't recognise me anymore but it's really that I'm so tired of her shit and my family in general + school + my mental state that I barely care to pretend around her anymore and yes maybe I am more of a dick around my family. But whatever me sometimes raising my voice at them and telling them to leave me alone is only like 5% of everything they've ever put me through
#corin's lore#Okay so where I was a dick maybe was that#My aunt wanted to talk to me on the phone and I told my mom I wasn't on the mood to talk to her#I really wasnt cause she was gonna give me some advice I didnt care for#So aunt hears and gets pretty upset curses my mother out and then hangs up#And okay. Its my fault but now my mom is upset at me and even threatened to take my phone away#And now mother is on this whole spiel bout how Ive changed and she doesnt recognise me anymore yada yada yada#Ive always been kind of a dick & obnoxious ig its my thing. Im full of love but I can be mean#She says ive gotten more Like That.#Also she told me my aunt is probs crying and I know im supposed to care but my aunt sure she gives us money but shes a dick to us too#And like. Shes not crying ik her she's just upset at me. And i dont give a damn idk i dont even hate her#I just have a hard time feeling any sort of affection for my family which is fucked up but I can abrely feel anything for any of them#Besides.my sister whom I love I cant say that I really love any of them theyre just there to me
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in my defense: i had fun drawing this
i know Nika is more mature than the other two but. shes still 15. of course she does dumb wacky shit sometimes!!
yeah shes pretty girly(not a bad thing!!!) but also she lives alone. so she can eat her cheap-ass hawaiian pizza any way she wants with no one to judge her for it
#this is my contribution to society.#my art#felix net i nika#fnin#shes a 15 year old with telekinesis. of course she would do this#i dont care if shes 'mature for her age' shes 15. shes allowed to be silly!!#i dont go to the fnin fandom but i heard they dont like her there#everyone is entitled to their own opinion and im not claiming to be objectively right here!!!#but shes so complex?? shes so intersting and good and kind and bucling under the weight of years of trauma and the stress of being#15 and having to fend for herself!!! yeah the fact in almost every book she gets a storyline about miraclously avoiding being put in an#orphanage gets a bit redundant after a while BUT its also beacuse yeah. that threat is always there. one mistake is all it would take#for her to lose her school and friends and her apartment#also the way kosik writes his female characters is sometimes.... weird?? or is that just me???#like the fact the narrator CONSTANTLY separates the trio's class into boys and girls when describing what theyre doing#and the way apparently its physically impossible for a girl to understand physics or how a car works#except if youre a ghost of a girl whose father was a engineer i guess#and how every boy(except maybe for gerald but hes. y'know. a dick) is incapable to understand complex 'girlish' emotions#*of understanding#I LOVE THESE BOOKS VERY MUCH but the portrayal of gender and gender roles gets a bit uncomfy for me sometimes......#maybe im just overreacting and overanalysing........#im just passionate about nika ok?#and AGAIN i really have no idea what the fandom is doing so maybe its not bad over there#but i like sitting here in the methaphorical mariana trench where someone checks in every few weeks and thats about it#feeding on the marine snow(i.e. the very off chance someone besides me posts something fnin here)#its great honestly
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Fnaf fans on Twitter are truly the worst
#how are you a fnaf fan and transphobic#ToT#also#why are they so mean over theories#LITERALLY NOTHING IN THESE GAMES/BOOKS ARE SET IN STONE#EVERYONE IS JUST MAKING UP THEYR VERSION OF THE CANON#THATS HOW THIS GAME WORKS#JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE THINKS GREGORY IS A ROBOT DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE BE A DICK#STOP BEING WEIRD#LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN#FNAF ISNT FUCKING IMPORTANT#DONT BE AN ASSHOLE OVER PIXELS#WHY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG#OR#JUST#BLOCK#AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR DAYY#JUST SCROLL#OR HAVE A NORMAL FUCKING CONVERSATION INSTEADOF BERATING PEOPLE AND ACTING LIKE THEYR SOME KIND OF SUPER VILLAIN TO THE FANDOM#I’ve seen more toxic fandom bull in the last few weeks since ruin came out then the nine years I’ve been a fan#can’t we all just be normal
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one thing skeet ulrich is gonna do is form close homoerotic bonds with all his male costars
#and yet he STILL wont take dick for a role this is ridiculous!#who is his agent theyre failing terribly#tho... i also believe skeet to be homophobic but we dont need to talk about that lmfao#im JOKING#kind of#if youve been here since the riverdale days you will understand what im saying
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